Lazy Post
jan 2011
Lazy Post
jan 2011
Hi FIve brian
C/23/2011
Merry Christmas
C/22/2011
At this point in our search, we’ve opted to pursue other applicants whose background and work experience better suit the needs of the company at this time.
Again, thank you for your application and interest in ETM, and good luck to you in your employment search.
Sincerely,
Someone Backed Over My Motorcycle
C/20/2011
Hi Ian,
Thanks again for making time to come in for on-site interviews. Unfortunately, we are moving forward with other candidates at this time.
Thanks, and good luck in your job search.
Best Regards,
Chin Winner
C/12/2011
How to win a gold muffler
C/7/2011
Inverse Klostermoment
C/1/2011
"Nothing can be appreciated in a vacuum. That's what accelerated culture does; it doesn't
speed things up as much as it jams everything into the same wall of sound. But that's not necessarily tragic."
-Chuck Klosterman
Not exactly Oscar Wilde... I must be a morning person anyway. The existential discord of the evening is silenced by the head strong connectedness of the morning. (try this trick and spin it)
This being the opposite of conventional wisdom.
If you're looking for your mind, check under the half empty bottle on your desk. Or maybe in your feet. Your finger tips. Wait for the time of day you prefer.
Right now FoC is the best creation of all time. To be respected by it's creator as only an egotistic child could describe. Sadly tonight it will be chided as a failure, ridiculed as a joke and left for dead in hopes of the discovery of a non-useless creativity.
And non-relatedly the creativity comes at the same rate as the readers.
So what. Today is a great day to reflect, send rage into the ether, consider the unfortunate passage of time, and wait for a new form of discord to motivate a new and interesting form of bad behavior...
New Music/Beer Cans are Funny
11/30/2011
Look in the music section I'm too lazy to generate a link right now
City Lights
and Howl at the Moon
as recorded in San Francisco
Jinre's House Studios'
Me Talk Pretty One Day
11/29/2011
A Thesaurus Helps avoid the S's
While I've always wanted a name brand vacuum cleaner, I never wanted a guitar.
This is a cry for help to iron out the gay/
other detailth that thociety has deemed me unfit to behold.
I'm thorry but I don't feel bad about what I did.
Ian might be visiting
the bay for a job interview
11/4/2011
Trying for Thursday next week
Looking Only Out For Me
10/26/2011
Let's just say I got a set of skills that can get me anything I need...
I would like to extend my
Pablo
10/6/2011
Redundancy
10/4/2011
Now you're living
Photos of Stuff
8/31/2011
CLICK HERE FOR JINRE AMPCLICK HERE FOR YARD TOUR
Did You See Friends of Campbell?
7/22/2011
Here is more photo blog nonsense with inadequate explanation, enjoy the inside jokes?
FoC SUX
7/11/2011
why jim morrison looks like tom waits
closing down the store anyone want anything?
Heat
7/6/2011
Some of you have noticed my lack of updates. At a medium pace.
Not in reference to anything, just a picture of Bruce Campbell.
Also this which exhibits simultaneously a sense of self awareness and a complete lack of self awareness.
Course Credits Not Used
6/13/2011
These course credits were counted towards my GPA but were redundant. Go team matriculation. I wonder how many units got thrown out?
As far as I can tell this is about two years worth of full time schooling.
Bring him to the pants:
6/6/2011
Just took last EE final. Still have a massive paper to do. Never it end will?
yes i made this gif, yes i ripped it off from adult swim. when i grow up i'm going to find jesus and internet dating...
Minor Keys
6/4/2011
The six string guitar was made popular in Russia after a 1920's tour by Andre Segovia. While the guitar had existed there for some time, they were generally tuned to open D and had seven steel strings. 'In Communits Russia the Guitar Plays You'
Andrei Krylov:
Axe to Grind
6/1/2011
Erlang Distribution
5/31/2011
Predictable Continuity of Usage, Interest as Related to Shameless Self Promotion
Maybe a Gaussian equation could relate data transfer quantities as the flux normal to a closed surface about FoC where the number of lines entering and exiting is interested web users.
The closed surface's area would be a function of new material (measured in units of posts per day) Meaning the time rate number of posts could account for the shrinking of said surface. Assuming surface shrinkage, the density of user traffic could remain constant and the sum of the flux lines would account for the Erlang decay in visits.
I believe there may be a constant offset (minimum usage) that is me tooling around on there.
In truth, no permutation can solve any kind of problem. Quantized and chaotic individual events represent the collective diminishing experience known as FoC. What value is there in this kind of analysis? Complex numbers don't follow arithmetic despite the best laid plans of arrogant educators.
This is the internet. It needs another pretentious diatribe. Really. Or was it sarcasm that it needs. or hypocrisy.
Please stop emailing about the following:
Ayn Rand
The Montreal Screwjob
Soy Beans
Explosives in the towers
Auto Urine Therapy
You know who you are. My replies have been sufficient and at the risk of losing some of my dearest fans I am no longer handling emails concerning these topics.
Bombed
5/28/2011
Savage Revelations
5/21/2011
Randy Savage went to heaven, and delivered unto Jesus a holy diving elbow drop. After several trips to the turn buckle, a few punch and kick combos, and one mildly interesting reversal, Jesus tapped to an arm bar and mankind was saved from the rapture.
This is the Genesis of Randy's title.
No one is going to get this in 5 years... I bought a Slim Jim and snapped it OOOOOH YEEAEAAAHHH. Mister Savage will be missed.
Combination
5/19/2011
Joe: combination payday advance and OBGYN:
Joe's Check Cashing and Gash Checking
Rape Week
5/16/2011
My email box lit up like a police scanner with these informative attachments:
How is Cal Poly school spirit easy to come by when each passing day indicates 3/5's of a rape?
I can't express my disappointment with the attitude of the male populace of this town.
Pissing in the Koi Pond
5/13/2011
I am allergic to everything
"The Atlantis Project" is the brian child of Alex-boy. Loosely based or inspired by "The Fountains of Paradise" by Arthur C. Clark, the production focuses on the story of a scientists development of a space elevator. But the story is overlaid with the a greater concept, that being Alex-boy's fascination with space-theatre (the idea of presenting science fiction stories in a live environment both for entertainment as well as reigniting the now fading fascination of space exploration).
In the show there is a prologue, and epilogue and 5 scenes. The order in which the 5 scenes are presented each night is randomly generated during the show, using some bullshit computer program that I forgot what it's called. I didn't know this until after the show but I felt that the disorder of the scenes was much more interesting that a completely linear storyline. It wasn't really about the story anyways, this piece is really Alex-boy introducing to the world this idea of his. Also in the show, there are 3 white men, 1 white woman, 2 black men and 1 black woman. Probably half of them are homosexuals and they all smoke, as this is Cal-arts. I would actually recommend seeing this, which is not common for me to say as I'm one cranky boy.
Alex once told me what his ultimate goal in life is. I asked him if it had to do with creating beautiful meaningful art. He said "No. I want to own a fishing boat."
Ian, I have to get back to work. I'll try and finish this later. May be days later. Didn't take any pictures. :(
Gross Domestic Product
5/12/2011
Tomorrow Amdy will review the above show
No Title
5/11/2011
Various Artisits
5/3/2011
Covered a reconstructed version of 'Born to Hula' with the treble cranked all the way up:CLICK HERE
Here are pictures of a little toy I made using latex molds and clear casting resin with embeded LEDs.
Here are pictures of Eric's front wheel post GMC Sierra
Youtube video of senior project demo. I'm really excited about this one.
Banner Play
5/2/2011
This is one hideos banner.
8 Miles to Plymouth
5/1/2011
I wandered into the hills in hopes of finding fellow revelers in mirth. Mostly hiker bro's and screaming children. No May-Pole was found.
Also Eric got hit by a car on his bike. He is okay somehow. Will post pics of totalled bike.
Increasing Numbers
4/28/2011
The number in the middle increases faster than the one on the left which increases faster than the one on the right and what we have is the passage of time
After that nugget of obvisdom (pronounce Vith Austrian V as in Wampire) we can consider deeper philosophical issues:
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Posting on Benadryl... seems more effective than the short lived "NyQuil" poems concept (will post those tomorrow)
mmm duh what was i saying? oh uhhh look at the music page
There is new music and mention of my Hetero Man Magnet Adam-Antium
I may also upload a cover of "Born to Hula" cause i just can't stop butchering the QOTSA*
Quizás it's influencing my ponderance of moving to a desert. Maybe it's the pollen thats making my brain stop working.
* Several tracks feature talk of the Butcher check out "I Was a Teenage Hand Model"** and "Mosquito Song"**
** Both of these are the last track of the album. Once Jinre and I considered a band called Track99 which would only do
last tracks and hidden tracks from albums... go figure... maybe a death metal version called Butcher99? Is anyone sick of
the small font and the footnote in a footnote concept?
*** Within one minute of generating that image Andy Boy calls me and says they had to dredge 'I'ts a Small World'
(Disneyland where he was working during the phone call) because the people getting in the boat are so fat now the boats
were grinding on the bottom of the ride... Please take a moment to thank the world for Doritos and Funyuns.
Now I will ask the reader questions that they will neither read nor respond to. Hell let's make it a massive "I'm kind of sorry but not really sorry about being down post" post?
Would you rather:
email your choice to ian@friendsofcampbell.com
save the fact that I rip off and generally alter photos from foolish bloggers who are incapable of defending themselves
EXAMPLE: 'When I Blew the Learn'd Astronomer' by Valt Prickman
Please Scratch the survey idea because I don't do top ten lists.
Also meaning to put this shit in:
That was a good post, I am proud and shamelessly self promoting.
CHORTLE CHUFF WHEEZE OUT OF JUICE/AMPS/WATTS JOULES NEWTONS
LINEAR DIMENSIONS OF AHUGULAGUHHLAHUGALHUGLHALHUGLUHGLALGAUG spark fizz............
Crying Lightning
4/27/2011
Too Many USB cables to do anything today...
Just got a bunch of parts in from guitarfetish.com. Considering a one pickup build using the Danelectro style lipstick tube. Possibly a rear mount. Haven't considered a pickguard (mother of toilet seat... clown barf?). Black hardware, locking tuners, and a weird bridge that doesnt require ferrules. I'm fairly certain none of my readers do the guitar thing enough to understand what was going on there... Pictures to follow maybe.
If anyone of you Friends of Campbell are sneezing alot, send in a picture of you sneezing for a free keychain.
not much photo shopping since the downage... here is some Jailbot:
If you are unaware of superjail go to adultswim.com and watch the new season (which is not as good as the old season maybe?)
Not Broken anymore
4/26/2011
Foc is no longer brokent thanks to my procrastination techniques...
Being down has had no effect on the traffic or sales...
friendsofcampbell.com/old/4_2011.htmlfriendsofcampbell.com/old/3_2011.html
friendsofcampbell.com/old/2_2011.html
friendsofcampbell.com/old/1_2011.html
Working on a method of organizing by month and or year or something
If anyof you FoC fans know Javascript I'd love some tips
Guest Rappers
4/18/2011
This is from a Puscifer album sleeve
Numb Extremities
4/15/2011
Land Mark moment... first non animated gif on FoC
Dying From Cortisol
______________
4/14/2011
We take the 43 bus we got no plan.
Fat Boy in the mini-skirt is named Ryan
"Lord Save Me From My Education"
4/13/11
AGHLUAHGLAUGLAUHGLUAHUHLGAGUHL BAD POST
UNER COVER BUUFF
ONE OF THESE IS A SLIGHTLY DOCTORED PICTURE OF CHRIS THE OTHER WAS GENERATED USING ONLY PHOTOGRAPHY, GUESS WHICH ANSwers TOMORROW
"Don't Care Condition"
4/12/11
The Smith chart maps imaginary numbers to a 2D image useful for solving high frequency problems involving reactances and conductances...
Borint++ Don't Care
#include franklin.h
/YAWINGING.GIF
IT BRAIn
4/9/11
sometimes the joke is ...
the joke isn't funny...
![A page from a big [lesbion] comic // FoC IRL](http://www.deathwishindustries.com/home/What%20Is%20Best/Best%20Comic%20Zine/banjos%20suck%20inside.gif){kind=link}
Page from " Banjos Suck #1 "
The Modern Puritan
4/8/11
The Puritan Sepratists Eventually abandoned the Plain Style some 80 years after invading Native America
They believed holy men nurtured them on the teat of God... Lucky for us we get this comic gold:
Figure 12: Detail of Puritan Grave indicates Moustace man with breasts
This classy/classic Puritan behavior of dressing up their tombstones can be ported to modern day
The extreme nature of human behavior proves this modern interpretation of a Winged Deaths Head grave featuring Man with moustache and hooters:
Figure 11: Detail of Modern EAOM Grave indicates Moustace man with breasts
We have witnessed the inversion of holy imagery into unholy imagery. For this we may thank society.
Also if you do not recognize the holy man on my grave stone clich here. (God knows I want to break free)
LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE LOOK
4/7/11
So I was looking at Jerkcity as usual and I came across this:
Sometimes Flowers
and was of the opinion that this well referenced my viewings of the internet
(with the delightful Spigotty clever twist of the alternating file formats).
Oh Jerkcity how I love you.... however I digress. The kicker comes in the
grey text (for advanced J/C readers only!) where it gives you a twitter account to follow:
This is the user "beefetish"
This makes me think of Lee... because... bees... Duh.. fetish... I guess. So this guy's
twitter indicates a youtube video (because you cant have piss without flies) whilst
mostly repeatedly speaking of something called "dicks" his title indicates he is the
"MAYOR OF BONERTOWN" awesome! There is a stranger on the internet who has posessed monikers similar to mine.
That is I have been a BeefChief and a Red Chubby (LEE FOR REAL YOUR FAULT)...
holding a critical office and referencing a pecker.
Anyway I click this first youtube link and I find myself looking at pictures of missile launches to the
title track of the Lion King... Oh My. /YAWNING.GIF... but the flavor text wets my appetite for internetness:
10. It takes one ounce of honey to fuel a bee's flight around the world.
I then click the other videos by the user named "yellingbox," and choose the first video because the eyes on the
box remind me of PANTS (also LEE) and discover this:
Figure 10463: Convolution is just an operator
OR
the internet is where strange things happen to all people
I am enticed enough to watch the remaining strange videos... and discover the website associated with the weird shit is:
bonertown.com
It is not clear to me if the readers will understand/read this far down the list...
but to recap:
I was bored with the internet
I went to jerk city
Jerkcity was bored with the internet and gave me a twitter
The twitter gave me a youtube
youtube gave me a website that is incredibly similar to mine...
The internet can only offer the kind of boredom that results in looking in the mirror.
This person wrote a comic called Banjos Suck and is selling them in a few comic shops in Portland and Chicago.
One might feel gratification on the principles of dischord... but what the hey this is everyday on the internet
Making a mess
or:
Thinking about Warhammer
4/6/11
Turned a sharp corner yesterday after getting a free coffee,
as I completed my frequent buyer card, and managed to dump the
whole 16oz into the floor pan carpet area in front of the
passenger seat in the mini van
In cleaning said mess a release of hidden molds from ancient times
allowed for a combination pizza hut and taco bell of bad smells
which indicates to me that our precious bodily fluids are most
assuredly not coffee, or even the highly suspected rain water.
(Please see Doctor Strange Love or: How I learned to Stop Worrying
and Love the Bomb)
I do however choose pure grain alcohol over that filthy
Russian wodka any day of the week.
Step 1: ScienceStep 2: Mars
Step 3: Comic Convention on Mars
YOUTUBE STATS:
4/5/11
Thanks to Eric's creative labels the stats on my you tube videos are twisted:
My popularity based on age group indicates my need to be on MTV...
Party Party Go Go Go:
4/4/11
This weekend: GWR, Wine Tasting, Strung Out?
Oh my that's just saturday
Ooooh- Yeeeaaah
I've been sitting on this pic for a while, should have posted it earlier.
I want computer parts, this thing is ruined...
Leo Casey Corp:
4/1/11
FoC's Domain has been purchased by the Leo Casey Corporation.NORWAY
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